"I used to be a gangbanger, until I got stabbed in the lung. Now I’m a nurse."

30 08 2008

Transcript of awkward conversation with high school boyfriend, whom I ran into at Landmark after spinning class this morning:

Aaron: I used to be a gangbanger, until I got stabbed in the lung. Now I’m a nurse.
Laura: That’s fantastic. (exit left)

Mary-Sue, Jennifer, Laura: (laugh maniacally until close to urination).

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3 09 2008
Jennifer

Oh, didn’t you forget the first line, something like: “I’m getting divorced.”? Or did I imagine that part?

I think he should have lead with “Hi, How are you? I’m well. I’m a nurse.”

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