On Sunday, I did some grocery shopping at Cub. As I was checking out, the woman behind me turned over the displayed copy of Cosmopolitan so that its blurbs could no longer assault the eyes of the masses.
Thanks to the morals police, local women will no longer flip the pages to find out “How To Have An Orgasm Every Time” or learn “How to Deal When Your Man Gets Moody”.
Without Cosmo’s sage advice, the women shopping at Big Hollow Cub will be left unfulfilled both physically and emotionally.
Oh My God! How will I survive?! ; )